I TELL YOU ABOUT SUPERIOR RUSSIAN TEKNOLOGY. THIS IS PHOTO OF RUSSIAN SNOW BLOWER TRUKS USING MIG-15 JET ENGINES. NEED I SAY MORE?

HERE IS GOOD VAMPIRE STORY I LIKE. YOU LIKE TOO.

UNDERWOOD & FLINCH.

AS YOU SEE MY KOUSIN ARKADIY IS NOW WORKING FOR ME. HE IS IDIOT BUT FAMILY. I PROMISE HIS MOTHER I TAKE KARE OF HIM IN AMERIKA AND WE RUSSIANS ARE LOYAL TO FAMILY SO I TAKE KARE OF HIM. I GIVE HIM JOB TO FOLLOW DOG HARWOOD AND UPDATE ME OF HIS ACTIVITIES, AN EASY JOB FOR ARKADIY AND HE KANNOT CAUSE TROUBLE. HE WILL SKREW UP BUT THIS IS TO BE EXPEKTED.

ARKADIY IS NOT BRIGHTEST SPARK. HE LEAVE SKHOOL AT AGE 14 TO JOIN FAMILY MAFIA ORGAINIZATION FULL TIME AFTER WATCHING MOVIE SCARFACE BUT HE IS IDIOT SO HE MOSTLY SPEND TIME PARTYING.

WHAT AM I TO DO?

YOUR TZAR,

ALEXI

hello this is arkadiy, i cousin of great alexi he is good man. yes. he ask me to kom to amerika to do superr spy work on dog haawoodi we not like him.

i apologis my spelling englisch, is not good language. no not apologis. yes i spy on dog haawoodi fllowhim and find weekness that great alexi kan exployt.

hereis foto of me

lets partee! you haf good time with arkadiy!!!!!

today i follow dog haarwoodi. i foolow heem, in his kar not mustang. i think he drive mustang you know from book but no mustang. he drive some junk thing. not kool kar like great alexi hummer or gold porsh. alexi give me lot of ciggarete he is good man.

so lets partee sometimes ok??

byes

THIS IS GOOD PODCAST NOVEL BY MYKE BARTLETT, A VERY GOOD WRITER NOT AS GOOD AS DOSTOEVSKI BUT NO ONE IS YES? THIS STORY IS SET IN LONDON, A CITY I KNOW WELL FROM MY KGB SPYING DAYS THERE.
YOU LISTEN.

PROMO

WEBSITE

AFTER OVERWHELMING PRESSURE FROM KOMRADES I HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN THIS SITE LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA. GLASNOST!

SO NOW YOU KAN JOIN SITE AND BE PART OF ALEXI EXPERIENCE. YOU ARE HONOURED!

HOWEVER, IF YOUR NAME CONTAINS EITHER SETH, HARWOOD, DOG, TEE OR MORRIS THEN YOU ARE NOT WELKOME HERE. YOU ARE VERMIN.

HERE IS PIKTURE OF ONE OF MY GIRLS, ARLENYA, YOU LIKE HER.

IT SEEMS OUR 'FRIEND' HARWOOD IS GAINING MUCH ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET.
READ THE LIES THAT ARE HARWOOD PROPAGANDA HERE.

GREETINGS TO ALL KOMRADES WHO KOME HERE FROM DOG HARWOOD SITE!

FOR THOSE OF YOU LOYAL KOMRADES WHO DO NOT KNOW, HARWOOD THE DOG PLACED LINK TO MY SITE ON HIS WEBSITE.

WHY HE DO THIS I NOT KNOW, HE IS FOOL. BUT FOOL WITH TASTE.

HERE, ON THIS SITE, WE ARE OF A HIGHER CLASS WHERE INTELLECTUAL STIMULATION GOES WAY BEYOND THE GUTTER TRASH THAT IS DOGHARWOOD.KOM.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TEE MORRIS, THIS MAN IS JOKE TOO. TOGETHER THE HARWOODS AND TEES ARE DUMBING DOWN THE INTERNET AND THE ART OF WRITING.

IT IS LIKE KOMPARING DOSTOEVSKI TO, WELL, HARWOOD! HAHAHA!

YOUR TZAR,

ALEXI